Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Q: Which letter is not me?
Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
Q: Why is the letter "A" like noon?
A: Because it's in the middle of the day.
Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.