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1.       Mother: What did you learn in school today?
          Son:
How to write.
          Mother:
What did you write?
          Son:
I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

 


2.       Student: The brain is a wonderful thing.
          Teacher: Why do you say that?
          Student:  Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class.

 

 

3.      Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round.
        
Student: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so

 

 

4.      Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ?
        
Student: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !


 

5.       Teacher: What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
         
Student: Australia, you can see the Moon at night !



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ارسال توسط J. J.Gholipour تاريخ در: شنبه 26 شهريور 1390
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