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A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me... I must be a god

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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.
The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”

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Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Father: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started? Me or you

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Our Parents Spend The First 2 Years Of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk & Talk..

And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down & Shut Up !!!

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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.



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ارسال توسط J. J.Gholipour تاريخ در: شنبه 26 شهريور 1390
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