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TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil   : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil   : Yes, on top !


 

TEACHER :What's you name ?
Class   : Alizadeh.
TEACHER  : You should say "Sir"
Pupil   : OK, Sir Alizadeh !

 



TEACHER : Sir Alizadeh, Name four members of the cat family
Pupil   : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

 

 

TEACHER : Sir Alizadeh, can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil   :There it is
TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ?
Pupil   : I did !

 

 

TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil   :Mice
TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil   : Twins !



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ارسال توسط J. J.Gholipour تاريخ در: شنبه 26 شهريور 1390
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